Short work

Oh CHRIST!!!!! I'm getting sick of all of these short forms that people are using. It's bad enough that you hear them at work, or on a subway, NOW they're on the news and tv shows CONSTANTLY!!!! What the hell is wrong with everyone? Is everyone a conduit for the media and how these idiots are speaking? "I have to repeat what they're saying, or else I'm out of touch......JEEEZ!!!! WMD, FYI, IMHO, LOL, 24/7, BTW........you know what I say???... JFC. I can just see some moron going on their list of internet speak and saying "hey this guy's brilliant, I never thought of that one." Ecccghghghggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! People actually use these short-forms in their natural way of speaking....."FYI...the meeting has been moved up an hour." Are people going to start laughing like this when they think something's funny?...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...and since when is it okay to advertise a movie as "laugh out loud funny"???? Isn't it enough just to laugh anymore?? Will people incorporate short forms in every sentence? "OMG, I jst sw ths movee lsnt, CK, it ws GT!! Cldnt blv hw realstic it ws, I ws SO enjng it".....losers!!!! I also hate how people have to "syllablize" (new word for the Webster people) a word....."That film was UN...BE....LIEV....A....BLE!!!!!" ...........ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! This morning observation was brought to you by the people at Sunshine Incorporated.